Least jokes

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.