Least jokes
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.