Least jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.