Least jokes
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Did you know pigeons die after sex? At least when I fucked it.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.