Learning Jokes

I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.

There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.

one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that’s not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

Towing ropes can't be learned They must be taut.

I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.

Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.

When your grandma says your she's rusty but still manages to teach you

why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them