Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you werenβt listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: whereβs the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. Thatβs all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
You also have to learn to say no. For example: βWould you like a piece of cake?β - βNo, I would like two.β
why are fish smart
they live in a school
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
I did a good job of being home from school π«
I love school
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: πͺ ππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΏππΏββοΈ π ππ»
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
