Learning Jokes

Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It

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Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

Cuz he wanted higher grades.

An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.

A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"

Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄

Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him

Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.

Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.

Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.

5 minutes later

Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.

Teacher,the one sucking it?

Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"