What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
Why can't people with tourettes learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
"learn to fly a plane," they said. "it'll be fun," they said...
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄
