There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
When your grandma says your she's rusty but still manages to teach you
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!
