Learning jokes
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Memes
6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.