Learning jokes
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).