Learning

Learning Jokes

Shooting

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

Class

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Dyslexia

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Orphan

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

Car

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Patient

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

Rapper

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Rapper

Why did the rapper smoke dope?

To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!

Solar Eclipse

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Pilot

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

Professor

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

9mm

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

Teacher

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.