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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.