Learning jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.