Learning jokes
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.