Law jokes
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
I bought drugs today.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.