Law jokes

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.

When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.

What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

Do orphans love doing crime?

'Cause they want to be wanted.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

I bought drugs today.

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.

You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.

I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.

Female Rights?