Law jokes
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
I bought drugs today.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."