Law jokes
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Memes
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
I bought drugs today.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Female Rights?
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick