These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Law Jokes
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
