Law jokes
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.