Law Jokes

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.