Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
