What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
