Law jokes
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.