Law jokes
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.