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Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

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    • A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

    Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

    Two pedophiles are on a beach.

    One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

    Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.

    Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"

    So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"

    The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"

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    • What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

    Deep throat and anal at the same time.

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    • What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

    Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

    Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

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    • Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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    • A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

    All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...