Law jokes

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.

Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"

So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"

The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"

There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Cause it was framed!

Bill Cosplay

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

It's ok, he didn't either!

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...