Laughter jokes

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

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If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

Nothing, he just exploded.

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What do you call a roach in milk?

A roach con leche. 😂

So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?

The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."