What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. π
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing Iβve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh itβs not what you think, Iβm just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: βββ
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. π€£π€£π€£
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
