Laughter jokes
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...