What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Bad jokes are like the Planes in 9/11, they don't land
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
