Laughter jokes
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.