whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
Read this slow : i 1 2 4 Q
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked "where are your sisters?" i said "in line to get crushed"
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
