Laughter jokes
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
You might think these jokes are plane.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
789.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.