Laughter jokes

Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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Me:?

Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Hi, I’m Joe.

Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ididap!

Ididapoo!!

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.

The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.

After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."

TommyInnit is a joke.

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

Why did the kids love the mushrooms?

Because they're fun-guys!

Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Teacher: No?

Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.