Laughter jokes
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
The joke is this website.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!