Laughter Jokes

Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child

Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.