Laughter jokes
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl? HO, HO, HO!
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.