My life is so sad it's because your in it.
My fucking life cya
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
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Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
Knock Knock Who's there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
