Laughter Jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Why did half of the world go to hell?

Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

(You've been warned!)

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

Friend: You are joking.

Me: Joking on deez nuts.

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Why did the kids love the mushrooms?

Because they're fun-guys!

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG