Laughter jokes

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

Did you SEA what I did there?

GUY: Yes

Are you SHORE?

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.

Person B: Over my dead body.

Person B: *gets the noose*

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

What do you call a roach in milk?

A roach con leche. 😂

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."

"Like if u cry everytime."

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?

"I C D K"

You know what I see?

DICK

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.