Laughter

Laughter jokes

Tank

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛

Rape

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.

Scarecrow

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

World

Why did half of the world go to hell?

Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

(You've been warned!)

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  • Cuphead

    This is a Cuphead joke.

    Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

    Eye

    Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

    Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

    The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

    The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

    Friend

    My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

    I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

    Dodo

    Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

    Miscarriage

    What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

    Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

    Comedian

    What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

    Chicken

    In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

    A gay chicken... hahaha.

    Dad

    One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

    Vampire

    What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

    What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

    Those two jokes are not funny at all!

    Dad

    Dad, I'm hungry.

    Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

    Pov

    POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.