Laughter jokes
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
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Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.