Laughter jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.