Laughter jokes
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."