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what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy

When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie

What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy

knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole 😎

I’m bout a go to the orphanage to say yomama jokes

Ok so my brother mad this here it is

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!

Orphan: crying You: do you know where your parents are Orphan:no Your Friend: they don't have parents !!! You:😂 I know

wanna see a joke open the front facing camera

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.

Bro my friend told me all his humour is dead and dry and i was like just like 911 victims.

When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out

I CANT WITH THESE LMAOO

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.