Laughter

Laughter jokes

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

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    • When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

    What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

    What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

    2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

    Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

    Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

    Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

    Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

    How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

    Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

    Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

    Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

    Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

    Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

    Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

    When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

    "Sure."

    "What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

    "What?"

    "They both get thrown out."