When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!