Welp jokes

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!

Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!

Ayo, who's online :')

Hey ummm help!