Language jokes
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Our Deaf Friend
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.