"Baaad boy."
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
F*ck in' the poo.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Fuck off!
This for you roman y e e e nt
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
What name is easy to say in Spanish!? Marissa
