Language jokes
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Hola Jackie :^
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Memes
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh