Language jokes
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Hola Jackie :^
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.