Language

Language Jokes

Violet

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Wordplay

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Orange

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Leaf

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

Spanish

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Chef

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?

He pasta-way...

Cow

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!

Nut

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Poo

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did app.

I did app who?

You did a poo.