Language jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
"My name is Dezz."
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.