Language jokes
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Soy un chacho.
Let's taco about something.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
kanker
Fuck all reading this.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."