Language jokes
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Caca.
Herrit?
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Oral
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Nerverack.
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.