Language jokes
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Memes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Fuck all reading this.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
kanker
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Your mama.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!