What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Language Jokes
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Your mama.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Hoe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
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What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
