Language jokes
Let's taco about something.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
kanker
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Your mama.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Hoe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
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