Language jokes
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Fuck all reading this.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Memes
Soy un chacho.
Let's taco about something.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Your mama.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Ass.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.