Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
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Hoe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Does this sentence make any sense?
Spell "I cup."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Succcccc.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
