Language jokes
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
How do you shrivel a dick?
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!