Language jokes
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friendโs sandwich.
Jane ate her friendโs colon.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
How do you shrivel a dick?
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Memes
So true
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Espaรฑodelling.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Hereโs my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Iโm working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I donโt have a clue.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What is Jay?
Phat.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"