"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Language Jokes
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What is Jay?
Phat.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Hola.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Caca.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
