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What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

French jab is ban French's backwards.

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"