Language jokes
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
The best joke. (This Form)
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.