What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
ĺć§ćçčĽč´ (translate it)
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
My cousinâs friend spelled âracistâ wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousinâs friend is âGo to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.â
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"