Language jokes
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.