Language jokes
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.