I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Spell "I cup."
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iām sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
