Language jokes
You just made a Mist-ake.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
What do you call James, James?
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why did you say not to?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Shoot.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
It's punny.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.