It's punny.
Language Jokes
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
I make science puns periodically.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Ass.
16 is a knight? Mail.
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
