Language jokes
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why did you say not to?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Shoot.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
It's punny.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
I make science puns periodically.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.