Language jokes
Ass.
16 is a knight? Mail.
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Let's taco about something.
¿Hola, quién es?
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Your
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Soy un chacho.
Hola.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Mo sal. F.