Language jokes
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Let's taco about something.
¿Hola, quién es?
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Your
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Soy un chacho.
Hola.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Mo sal. F.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"