A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Language Jokes
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Let's taco about something.
¿Hola, quién es?
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Your
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Soy un chacho.
Hola.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Mo sal. F.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
