"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Language Jokes
Yesnt.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
You just made a Mist-ake.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
What do you call James, James?
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why did you say not to?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Shoot.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
