A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
"Spell ICUP."
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
This for you roman y e e e nt
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Verga.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."
Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
