Know jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Memes
Who would've known?
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.