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Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."

Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.