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You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!