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Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏