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I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?

Stick a chicken wing up there.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.