Know jokes
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Hollow Knight Meme
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.