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So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

You know buddy, that is really...

boroning.

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.