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I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Why did the qack go duck?

I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

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What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know how to get to home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is!