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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!

I know where you live! I saw you before!

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

You know, their family dinners must be so happy.

Do you know Ligma... potatoes?

Do you know Ligma?

Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.