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You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know how to get to home.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.