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Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know home base.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.