Know jokes
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!