Know jokes
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)