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Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Do you know Warrior Cats?

I heard Hawkfrost is cold.

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!