Know jokes

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.