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Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

Guy 1: Like I do care :$

Guy 3: But I do care :<

Guy 1: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

Guy 2: But you do care about me.

Guy 3: No.

Guy 2: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

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Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?

Getting your fingers stuck in there.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end.

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!