Knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.