Knock Knock! Whos there Candace Candace who C A N D I C E N U T S F I T I N Y O U R M O U T H
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock who's there me me who me not me
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock know
911
you said you would never forget
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
knock knock whose there clearly not their parents
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
KNOCK KNOCK. Whose there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.