Knockout jokes
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.