Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."