knock knock who's there lemon haha hahahah hahahahaah
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
knock knock.who is there . wilma. wilma who. wilma dik fit in your mouth
Knock knock who’s there Joe Joe who Jo mama
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
knock knock whose there you you who who do you see over there???
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
KNOCK KNOCK
Orphan:whos threre?
NOT YOUR PARENTS!!!
Knock knock Who’s there? Not your Not your who ? Not your mama
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
